Yo, I’m here to drop some knowledge, from taxes in the Bahamas,
To referral fee agreement, you gotta be on the same page.
Dirt bike laws in Michigan, they ain’t no joke,
And tax evasion and avoidance, you better not provoke.

US company laws and regulations, gotta play by the book,
And tattooing from home laws in Ontario, don’t want to overlook.
Real estate buyer broker agreement, key terms and benefits in sight,
Countries where animal testing is legal, it’s an ongoing fight.

Can a text message be a contract? Well, that’s a new twist,
And housing benefit temporary absence rules, don’t want to miss.